Beautiful_Defiance

Posted by Lori2 on Aug 14, 2008 01:09 AM

Hey girl where are you? Miss you!

Like all growing boys, my teenage grandson, Jermon, was constantly hungry. I went to my refrigerator to find something he might like to eat. After poking around a bit and moving the milk and juice cartons, I spotted a bowl of leftover chili.. 'Hey, Jermon,' I called out excitedly. He came running into the kitchen. 'Look! I found some chili.' Struggling to be polite, he said, 'If you're that surprised, I'm not really sure I want it.'

Posted by Lori2 on Aug 09, 2008 10:34 PM

Hey. How are you doing? Time for a funny;
Larry LaPrise Died

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the
moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very
important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokie Pokey" died
peacefully at the age of 93.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into
the coffin.

They put his left leg in. That's when the trouble started...

Received from Mark Penn.

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Posted by Lori2 on Aug 01, 2008 01:24 AM

Hey Beautiful. How goes the war? Summer sure gives lots of opportunities for mistakes doesn't it. I have been rolling great guns for almost a month but had a flub the other day. Now I am just hoping with lots of exercise I can stay the same this week. Maybe a miracle will happen and I will lose. So I have another joke for you;
Math Symbols

While reviewing math symbols with my second-grade pupils, I
drew a greater-than ( > ) and a less-than sign ( < ) on the
chalkboard and asked, "Does anyone remember what these
mean?"

A few moments passed, and then a boy confidently raised his
hand. "One means fast-forward," he exclaimed, "and the other
means rewind!"

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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Posted by Lori2 on Jul 31, 2008 01:08 AM

Kids Are Funny

One Sunday we sat in the front pew of our church. Our
three-year-old son was playing with a stuffed animal and
accidentally dropped it on the floor. Just as he was about
to pick it up, the priest walked over and stood in front of
us. Our son looked up with a look of awe on his face and
whispered, "God?"

It was all the priest could do to continue with his sermon,
especially with us laughing so hard.

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When my youngest son was three years old, one of his finches
died. It was winter so we couldn't bury the bird, so I
flushed it down the toilet. I didn't realize that he had
seen me do this until I heard him crying behind me. Trying
to make him feel better, I told him that his bird was with
God now.

He stopped crying, looked at me a bit bewildered, and asked,
"God is in the toilet?"

Received from Terri.

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Posted by LittleFattie on Jul 28, 2008 07:04 PM

Hey, hows it been going?

Posted by Lori2 on Jul 26, 2008 05:08 PM

Time for a funny;
Smart Mom

A mother was walking with her four year old daughter one day when the daughter picked up something off the ground and started to put it into her mouth. The mother stopped her and said she shouldn't do that.

"Why," asked the little girl.

"Because it’s dirty. It's been on the ground. You don't know where it's been. It probably has germs."

The little girl looked up at her mom with admiration and asked, "How do you know so much?"

Thinking quickly, the mother said, "All moms know so much. We have to. It's on the Mommy Test. If you don't know it, you don't get to be a mommy."


The little girl pondered this for a few minutes, then her face brightened. "I get it!" she said. "If you don't pass the test, you get to be a daddy!"

"Yup," said the mom.

Posted by Lori2 on Jul 25, 2008 11:52 PM

Hey how is it going girl? So would you like to laugh?

Funny time;
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.

They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?”

They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The youngest brother gasped for breath and replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time dude. God is missing and they think WE did it!"

Posted by LittleFattie on Jul 08, 2008 08:27 PM

Yeah, colorful bandaids! :) And, thank you. :) I have alot of fun with them. :D
I like Your picture too! :) Its really cute! :) Your makeup looks really pretty, too!

Congrats on the pound! :) :) W2G! :)

Have a great day!

Posted by sweetnslim on Jun 24, 2008 05:57 PM

Good to meet you!! Keep me posted on how you are doing with your goals! You can do it!! :)