fishinmom

Posted by Lori2 on Aug 28, 2008 02:47 AM

Time for a funny;
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An elderly couple walks into a fast food restaurant. They
order one hamburger, one order of fries, and one drink.

The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts
it in half. He places one half in front of his wife. He then
carefully counts out the fries, dividing them into two piles
and neatly placing one pile in front of his wife. He takes a
sip of the drink, his wife takes a sip, and then he sets the
cup down between them. As he begins to eat his few bites of
hamburger, the people around them keep looking over and
whispering, "That poor old couple -- all they can afford is
one meal for the two of them."

As the man begins to eat his fries, a young man comes to the
table. He politely offers to buy another meal for the old
couple. The old man replies that they're just fine --
they're just used to sharing everything.

The surrounding people notice the little old lady hasn't
eaten a bite. She sits there watching her husband eat and
occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again the young man comes over and begs them to let him buy
another meal for them.

This time the old woman says, "No, thank you, we are used to
sharing everything."

As the old man finishes and wipes his face neatly with the
napkin, the young man again comes over to the little old
lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asks, "May
I ask what is it you are waiting for?"

The old woman answers, "THE TEETH."

Posted by Lori2 on Aug 23, 2008 05:47 PM

Hey. How is everything going? I have not been making much progress lately. Have had some sleep difficulties and extreme heat issues but I think that is all "behind" me now. Did I see you caught a fish? What is a Northern? Sounds substantial!

Time for a new funny;
OK this one is hilarious;
A Dog‘s Life!
Did you hear about the man who bought had a dog with no legs? He called it cigarette. He used to take it out for a drag.

Missing Missionary and Sick Cannibal
Did you hear about the cannibal who got sick after eating the missionary? He boiled him and he was a friar!

Posted by jennyj on Aug 18, 2008 02:23 AM

Holly Molly! Your son caught a 10 pound northern!? Wow! We go to Spooner fishing every June, and my 6 year old caught his first northern... his was 25 inches long. It wasn't a 10 pounder. I have two boys, 6 & 8 years old. I grew up down by Whitewater WI. I grew up fishing all of the lakes down there.
This site has helped me so much! I have found great support in a couple of my online friends and I wouldn't be able to do it with out them. I check the site all the time. Let me know if I can help in any way. Have a great night.

Posted by Lori2 on Aug 15, 2008 04:33 AM

Hey girl. Good to meet you. I have kids too, but they are in their 20's. This site is so good for finding support from others. Welcome. I like to share funnies with people.
Funny for the day;
Amish Humor

Sign behind an Amish carriage:

"Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on grass and oats.

CAUTION: Avoid exhaust!"

Posted by fishinmom on Aug 13, 2008 04:20 AM

I am 5'8"

Posted by fishinmom on Aug 13, 2008 04:19 AM

I am 24. I have 2 kids. A three year old and a one year old. Both little girls. I was 140 pounds before kids, now after the second I am an awful 175. I ate way to many oreo's during my post partum period, (but everyone needs that.) I'm a stay at home mom and love being outdoors. We live in the country so there isn't much to do all day. We go for walks and play on swing sets, but unfortunantly the kids arn't old enought to play a lot of sports. Right now we have a nice garden to fresh fruits and veggies are of the plenty so that helps. it is still very hard to stay away from the cookies.